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poem by Charles Sperry

I promise to myself "It's just a poem." With every line my pen ascends the stage. My madness- buried, lurking under loam- Begins to rip and claw out of the page. And in this passion- wild and unfettered- A curse is given me while... Read more

poem by Charles Sperry

Dear Wendy is a loving lass, she keeps the grey at bay In conversation I'm an ass, She shapes her speech like clay Like clay upon a potters wheel, while I would fly away But Wendy keeps up her appeal, a stream of words at play Wen... Read more

poem by Charles Sperry

"Smile, it's free!" Says the note on the wall But trussed up in muzzles And bound for his troubles The harried cook struggles To breathe free at all. Would anyone see him or spare him a glance As grease, oil, and fire Togethe... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

I searched for my teeth everywhere in the kitchen and up the stairs, in the lounge and the hall, even the shelves up on the wall, I am lost without them it's no laughing matter, if it's too cold to talk I just let my teeth chatte... Read more

poem by Frank Hornby .

"Saturday mornings we'd head off happily to the match... We had to be quick...there was a bus to catch.. We'd get to Goodison early...me an' Bobby, me mate.. It was a 3 O'clock kick off....wouldn't dream of bein' late.. ..we'd leg... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

Morning folks it's me agen been awake since I don't know when. so here I am sat by me sen, morning folk. it's me agen, some people sleep hours from eight to ten, and then go back to sleep agen, the last that happened to me? I do... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

Fourth of November they were very busy nights, nicking neighbours bonfire wood which caused quite a few fights Bonfires stacked everywhere, that's theirs, this is ours just look at thissen! That's there for the taking, we were ... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

Did you? Did you know what to do, when just a baby and needed a poo use your potty upside down and mummy didn't know whether to laugh or frown Did you on your upturned potty have a runny nose that was all snotty, rub it in fro... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

GOOD afternoon When I walk around our garden It's not like the 'Eden', Flowers need deadheading and the roses need feeding The grass is so tall, it needs a good cut, so I think to myself "Right" and head straight to my hut I ge... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

Light-hearted rain Hey did you hear the rain last night it chucked some stuff down aint that right? window open rain came in ... Read more

poem by Keith Jepson

Two stories high, two stories high.. she caught my eye from two stories high I gave her a shout But my glass eye fell out And she caught it from two stories high Read more

poem by Andrew Dietrich

Her back aches Away from her boys her heart aches Dollars dollars dollars to be made Choices choices mistakes were made The prices are going to be paid The demons one by one laid She is valued she is sacred She is beautiful Sh... Read more

poem by ann parks

Yeah right who'd you invite ? to a nice evening meal with someone you feel was worth meeting there from history - to share what makes them tick and who makes them sick you'd have to agree this is real history. I know who t... Read more

poem by Andrew Dietrich

You know what I dont even want to know how. Read more

poem by Andrew Dietrich

Son My heart is beating so fast Son im bout to shit out my ass Daddy is typing too fast Read more

poem by D'Vina Dietrich

Pride off digging up dirt Pride on causing hurt My past was what it was And I was tortured because Scary faces and blows Things no one knows I am proud of how tall I stand Despite this tore up land He listened t... Read more

poem by Andrew Dietrich

Daddy lost the all in son Aint that some shieeet Theres a promo 10000 smackaroos for 2.99. Daddy is tempted. Daddy can't be weak Talk me out of it son Every time she is on the run Daddy wants to say You can't just return DIE... Read more

poem by Andrew Dietrich

I've been walking for weeks. Not helping with the underweight thing All I can do is stress walk So hot But how can I not Breast pumps bottles and formula Nephew I can't look at all your stuff When is enough enough? Every hou... Read more

poem by Andrew Dietrich

I never have this problem Shooting a blank But not the blank you are tying to think I mean typing and thinking of nothing Rambling to keep my mind on something I hear a coo. It reminds me of you Its not you. Its your cousin. I... Read more

poem by Frank Hornby .

"I've just been sacked again today...now I need another new job, once again I'll start looking for work...I need to earn a few bob. I can't seem to last more than six months...before I'm shown the exit door, every day I walk around... Read more