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Spa Days

poem by Mark Moon

Red, screams and broken bouquets, all bring peace to me. To see disaster makes it worth the while I’ll sit and indulge on what could be. The pain, the tears, truly, the Lily of the Nile. Read more

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We're the Cross-c...

poem by Katie Lodge

We're the cross-country team And we're proud of the sport That we chose We don't have to deal with team members Who refuse to wash their clothes We're not the Jogging Club Nor the Running Squad We don't have to ram into eachot... Read more

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OLD FRANK...

poem by Frank Hornby .

"I'd been out of work, for about two months...so imagine my delight, when I got myself an immediate start..on a local building site. I was just seventeen....hadn't done construction work before, labouring for the tradesmen..."I can... Read more

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IMPEACH AGAIN SAY...

poem by Kenvil Atkins

Remember folks it was just a joke that went on for much too long. His taste for power was soon to become sour and spit out in the dung. Foolish man that is not a dynasty only emperors live supreme. Your money bags alone is not enou... Read more

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NOT FAR FROM HOME...

poem by Kenvil Atkins

Home for them is a nest for two Two turtle doves living in a shoe A Sparrow knock upon their door Saying good folks I am going to war The birds chuckle with much delight Saying to Sparrow war that’s not right Friend you... Read more

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Valhalla Rising

poem by Kenvil Atkins

A mile yonder a sound is heard half a mile over beyond the next horizon Brave souls a count of twenty plunging into battle God Save the Queen Thick smoke filled the air as the sound and smell of musket echo unseen They take no pris... Read more

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THE GO ALONG

poem by Frank Hornby .

"Paul!..Billy!..Mike!.....Frank!..Listen, I'm not bloody tellin' yeh no more! ..I'll give you such a Go along!..your feet won't touch the floor!" "I'm tellin' yeh!..you lot will put me in an early grave!" "Stop all your bloody figh... Read more

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THE AGEING GALOOT...

poem by Frank Hornby .

"Once the class clown...always fooling around, the centre of attention in the playground. You had to be the one making all your mates laugh, buffoon, and court jester...will be your epitaph. Disrupting the lessons, throughout your... Read more

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My favourite come...

poem by Christopher Russon

I remember my favourite comedian He often acted daft When I was feeling down He would put an end to that. He had a funny way with words And could always tell a tale He new how to draw attention His humour it never faile... Read more

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The Shopping List

poem by Reeves

The jelly had to be green, not orange mon ami, Leonardo would have approved of the mystery, roller towel was not available in the olden day, if it were, he could have wiped the tears of Jesus away. They positioned the flowers at... Read more

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Dear Dr. Burns

poem by k river

Dear Dr. Burns, I am writing to thank you for: the gift of sight I have received the differenc... Read more

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Rude nude

poem by Miss Ann Ominous

He wants a nude pic He’s sent his dick pic No face on show, so whos gonna no He said he would never show. it’s kinda quick but that’s one almighty big dick. his confidence is key That cock is nearly by... Read more

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Ecstasy

poem by Miss Ann Ominous

Ecstasy E’sy E’sy Weekend E’s of fun, Recreational E’s more than one. Es ive not slept, felt desires-an guilty pleasures loved up with E’s, let’s drink tea with pinky fingers. More ... Read more

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Ecstasy

poem by Miss Ann Ominous

Ecstasy E’sy E’sy Weekend E’s of fun, Recreational E’s more than one. Es ive not slept, felt desires-an guilty pleasures loved up with E’s, let’s drink tea with pinky fingers. More ... Read more

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L Y N going on Xx...

poem by Jay Shades

L Y N goin on triple X just cut the foreplay and get to the sex ,whats next no durex fuck that let me hit that bareback flex Spread them legs !! let me in . I want in all the way in, up to ma chin Pass me a napkin Shaking, wobbli... Read more

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RICH MAN POOR MAN

poem by Kenvil Atkins

Oh precious money giver of all good and unholy things where have the rich man stored his wealth, through toil and sweat or malice and greed, strife and hunger miseries and death the heart continue to collect its reward Give me more ... Read more

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I'm In Love With ...

poem by David P Carroll

All the stars shining in the bright sky tonight And the Angels singing a sweet lullaby Every night watching them Sing as I fall in love with her I wake and smile I've so happy And joyful I'm full, Of love all my dreams have com... Read more

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L Y N going on Xx...

poem by Jay Shades

Telling me this telling me that Telling me why telling me how Telling me who tell me again Tell me again , TELL ME AGAIN Cause am not listening ,not listening Too many man that I know got the blocked up flow Speechless cau... Read more

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A Lady And Her Ri...

poem by Kim Bond

"Well, how do you do kind sir? Said the lady with a coat made of fur "I'm very well thank you" said the man But what was his evil little plan? As the lady fell in love straight away He did not for a moment want to stay But fin... Read more