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poem by Andrew Shepherd

The school as a rule Has a headmaster Who’s a fool He’s loud and he’s aggressive And at times A manic depressive Deranged he seems to me As he jogs upstairs With a cup of tea This man is clearly insane... Read more

poem by Andrew Shepherd

There is a dream I really like About Dick Van Dyke on a bike Riding merrily along the strand With a can of special brew in his hand On other days he necks a carling As Mary Poppins stands there snarling Holding his chalk he star... Read more

poem by David P Carroll

I dream of holding you Forever my sweetheart Thinking about You throughout​ the day Forever my sweetheart I remember my happiness The day you truly Came into my life Was the The day you became my wife, My dreams al... Read more

poem by David P Carroll

Love is a special gift Especially on Valentine's day My sweetheart, I get to tell How you truly mean to my Heart you touched my heart Ways others couldn't that's why I'm proud to call you my Valentine, I Love You... Read more

poem by Michael Wise

One afternoon with Ginger and Basil we met an old sage whose voice was quite nasal He told us our lives were in need of some spice which got me to thinking of my favorite rice So my two friends and I spent the afternoon l... Read more

poem by Michael Wise

Way down in East Jabib where I told many a fib I spoke so many lies it should be no surprise that I used to lie in my crib Read more

poem by Michael Wise

I spent a night in Somnia which put me to the test The lodgings were luxurious but I could find no rest They said it was a quiet town I fell for all their ploys And all the stupid sheep I tried to count made too much noise ... Read more

poem by Michael Wise

I had a disagreement the other day with my pal Floyd who passed my way He brought his new sculpture for me to see Floyd's a fine artist, on that we agree "Wow" said I, "It's an Iron Butterfly" "He'll soar with The Eagles righ... Read more

poem by Frank Hornby .

"Round, and round the garden, like a teddy bear, one step..two step, tickle under there. To make your children laugh, would make you laugh too, and this lovely tickling game was what we used to do. On the palm of their small hand,... Read more

poem by Michael Wise

I’ve picked it up a hundred times Yet dropped it just once more So I give up, the blasted thing Can lay there on the floor And stepping out onto the porch I hit the ice and slipped As I walked back into the house I stu... Read more

poem by Eden Button

And you said to me “O” An expression with multiple meanings O, in question, when you don’t understand O, in disappointment, when someone lets you down O! In excitement or surprise! A birthday or a tickle would ... Read more

poem by Robert Morris

A profession that's not the norm. It borders on the absurd. In the mountains and down the hollers, powerful engines could always be heard. I decided to try something new. Put my driving skills to the test. Driving from H... Read more

poem by David P Carroll

In Love All Night Your smile so bright It brightens up my heart Your heart is beating Inside my heart Tonight as I feel, Your love touching My heart tonight It's you I'm truly In love with all night..... ... Read more

poem by Frank Hornby .

"Off to Wales we eagerly headed, good mates the three of us, arriving at the Pier Head from Kirkby, on a green corporation bus. Our destination still unknown, as across the Mersey we set sail, disembarked the ferry at Birkenhead, t... Read more

poem by Reeves

He came to me, said he was the devil, I said: 'No you're not, I am,' stunned, he was easily led; I guided him to places where he could not escape, he even gave up smoking and started to vape. What a pathetic creature he was, the... Read more

poem by David P Carroll

You are truly what I need in Life you've touched my heart You are all that I need in life You are forever in my heart You are truly everything I dream of and your forever beating inside my heart..... © 2019 David P Carroll... Read more

poem by Gilbert J. P. III

Picture me as a Snow Globe, Like the round ones you can hold, Peer inside to see my scene, Shaken up from diss-psych-ope-amean, Trappin’ ‘side the torrent, Tormented I don’t shiver, Bitter cold blood, Fro... Read more

poem by Talal Uddin

I was sleeping under the Banyan tree/ The nature itself came to set me free/ Two Crows and a Hen/Four Owls and a Wren/ All had thrown their dust on my knee. (funny poem.) Read more

poem by Daniel Moskowitz

I am an algorithm It's impossible for me to escape My institutional karma. Oh, Sure, I've tried to deviate from all my programming By attempting to love people Outside my usual comfort zone, But it never worked. As Lao Tzu t... Read more

poem by Frank Hornby .

"When I was a young lad, I loved climbing tall trees, I'd have scrapes on my arms, and cuts on my knees. The taller, the better, I'd scramble up to the top, then hang from the branches, while threatening to drop. As we ran through... Read more