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The Future Star By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics You're really someone famous But, you don't know it yet When I shake your hand... The future star, I've just met There... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Sensored By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Say a word that's never heard Make a sound that no one's found See a sight that's not quite right Feel a touch that wasn't m... Read more

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Second, Not First By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics The second, not first Is worse than a curse, 'cause The first place finishes Anything of worth, while The third coul... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Repeat In The Seat By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Drop your feet... Right in that seat I'm about to repeat Repeat Repeat Buckle up... For your own safety I'm ab... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Poems From The Man By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics A few days ago, a couple poems from the man... Now, I can't take this damn pen out of my hand See, my hand is turning i... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Pillow Fight By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics BAM! OOh! I just fluffin' smacked you...right in the eye! I'm not rotten, it's just cotton I'm swingin' by! It's a feather-f... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Men Of Four By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics The Men of Four return once more... Flame, stone, sea-breeze settle score Earth, wind, fire-water...four Elemental...life... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Jack In The Box By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Jack in the box...has opened both eyes But, you wouldn't know it yet, until... Surprise!!! Now, there's a prize in ev... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

It's Not That Hard To Find A Keanu By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics The other day I was watching 47 Ronin...I don't know how far in it was, but it was during the flashback o... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Itali-size By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Time to rewind now... Flippin' through the pages Over and over now... Conquered through the ages Invaded in the past But... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

High Five! By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics High Five!...Before I dive... Headfirst!...Into the tide... Sharks Won't!...Eat me alive... That's Why!...I need the five.... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Helisleep By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Drop it with the H-E-L-I... How you gonna sleep? A ch-ch-chopper, helicopter When you're busy countin' sheep And, with the H... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Hard Enough By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I've had a very hard night But, now I'm getting stuffed And I drank so much That I keep throwing up Now, you don't ... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Guin's Sin By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Gather 'round the round table, Invite yourself in... It's time to begin, So, let's jump right in Guin's pronounced "Gwen" ... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Goodness Gracious! By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Goodness gracious!...Heavens to Betsy! Knit me somethin' to spank, it's sexy Goodness gracious!...My, oh me! See it se... Read more

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Gila 22 By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics He's a Gila Monster, Gila, Gila, 22! The pride of all the reptiles He's Gila 22! He swam along the river Nile It's Gila 22! ... Read more

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Funk You Up By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Funk it! Yeah, Funk it! Ima funk you up If ya funk with me Ima funk you up Cause you funky, see? Now, monkey see ... Read more

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F*ck, Line Go!!! By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Stuck in f*ckin' line behind so and f*ckin' so... Faster, Faster, Faster, man...F*ck, Line Go!!! You're all movin' way to... Read more

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Fighter Pilot By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I'm a lower-case lover Not an upper-class fighter I can't even hover Can't even pilot a lighter I joined the Air Force ... Read more

poem by Dan Murphy

Fell in a Well By Dan L. Murphy Copyright © 2015, All Rights Reserved TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I fell in a well, but the wall broke my fall In no time at all, stood in water "this" tall Pulled the rope on the bucket, a... Read more