(I’m just) gods foster son
lyrics by:
Adam Dye
Written
on Feb 13, 2017
Verse
I walk under scaffoldings
I walk under ladders
Because it’s getting there that matters
I jump que's
Full of people with dim views
Stop signs telling me to go
I like to dress down in the snow
Chorus
You know if Jesus dies
Gods foster son will oversee the universe
Don’t be taken by surprise
Coz it just might work
Verse
Don’t burn your bridges
Or mess with the ridges
You're better than stabbing yourself with dirty syringes
What if the green man is wearing a red coat?
Or if you build a castle please make sure to dig a moat
I haven’t got a prayer coz I’ve never read the bible
I was just far too bone idle
And border line suicidal
Chorus
You know if Jesus dies
Gods foster son will oversee the universe
Don’t be taken by surprise
Coz it just might work
Verse
I’ve done a deal with the devil
Two planks of wood and a spirit level
In exchange for my soul
No one can save me from this black hole
Yes I’ve shook hands with Satan himself
And it’s just as well
As I was already destined for hell
Tell the Christmas father to cross me off his list
Because this point I think you have missed
Chorus
You know if Jesus dies
Gods foster son will oversee the universe
Don’t be taken by surprise
Coz it just might work
Verse
He stopped at every services on the M1
On his way in to greater London
Nuts and bolts
Pots and pans
He let it slip right through his hands
And there went a grand
He's made a police statement
To explain how a rape went
It happened in his mate’s tent
Chorus
You know if Jesus dies
Gods foster son will oversee the universe
Don’t be taken by surprise
Coz it just might work
Verse
Under the lunar eclipse
We touched lips
And all of the planets aligned
It was a fucking sign
Will you come back to mine?
She’s stolen a March but she won’t take my April
May, June or July
And as the moonlight caught my eye
I figured you must have a screw loose
To carry on with this abuse
Chorus
You know if Jesus dies
Gods foster son will oversee the universe
Don’t be taken by surprise
Coz it just might work
