There was a woman who swallowed a fly I don't know why she swallowed the fly Do I?? So she swallowed a spider to catch the fly It caught it and ate it Then gave a big sigh But all the commotion upset her gut And she wandered about saying "Tut tut tut" She got a scorpion to catch the spider Which had made a bloody big mess right inside her The scorpion went down and crept around But the crafty spider was nowhere to be found He scuttled around and thought he saw her snout But..... He was in for a jolly big clout The spider she had started afresh and the scorpion ran right into her mesh You ask "What happened next"? Well, I wasn't really there And one thing's for certain... I don't flippin' care!