GOOD afternoon When I walk around our garden It's not like the 'Eden', Flowers need deadheading and the roses need feeding The grass is so tall, it needs a good cut, so I think to myself "Right" and head straight to my hut I get spade, fork, and hose and leave them by the wall, but I'm beginning to think it doesn't look bad at all The sun is blazing, the birds are in song, I may do it later, it shouldn't take long, I sit down and ponder where it ends and begins, to make things a little easier, I grab a few tins, Straight from the fridge... Hmm, liquid gold, and a couple of hours later, I'm convinced I'm too old, Through drowsy eyes the garden looks like a tip, Well.... I can do it all tomorrow, I think I will just have a kip! ZZzzz