"Smile, it's free!" Says the note on the wall But trussed up in muzzles And bound for his troubles The harried cook struggles To breathe free at all. Would anyone see him or spare him a glance As grease, oil, and fire Together conspire With time (him to tire) And break up his dance. But drink, it sweeps in as a rescuing force So it seems at beginning Till one day as he's winning The world begins spinning And it's much, much, much worse. Could he win? No one knows, but there in the end As guts clench and shiver And pain, from it's quiver Shoots dread like a sliver Through the eyes in his head- At least if he dies, he won't get out of bed.