The Quickie Divorce. I want a new extension I want it done this year I want the outside painted, the kitchen and the rear I want some brand new carpets I want curtains that will match I want the garden sorted and a cleared up veggie patch I want my Mom to move in I want to go to shows I want to go on holiday to somewhere where it snows I want my girls to call round I want to drink with pals I want to spend our credit cards in the shopping malls I want some tennis lessons I want cocktails by the sea I want designer labels so all my friends can see I want….. BANG!! “Hello, 911? I want ……†Conor Patrick.