Mum and dad are being really mean Ever since, I turned sixteen Come home early when you go out And behave don’t lark about Clean your room, it is such a mess They say looking at it causes stress They moan when my friends dropped by Emptied the fridge and drank it dry Why should I have to wash a plate? I am not the only one who ate You will get nowhere if you do not study I’d rather play X box with my buddy Pick your clothes up, off the floor You can’t see them if you close the door Clean the bath that I have been using Rather lie on the sofa and snoozing Wash the car when it is dirty Dad is getting very shirty Cut the grass when it gets long I can’t I’m working on this song They are pushing me to the limit Bleeding liberty isn’t it I tell them I will run away It’s getting like a ground hog day Copyright © Alex McEwan