Auto-annihilation is stupid, It breaks hearts, and ruins lives, I rue the day I became entranced By its shadowy charisma; And allowed ethyl alcohol To come close to killing me. Poor Jo-Jo was right To warn her cherished daughter Of its insidious malignancy. I was one of the fortunate ones In that it didn’t entirely destroy me, But despite its lack of glamour, In comparison to Other more romanticized intoxicants, It’s among the most Lethiferous of drugs, And it stole from me What remained of my gorgeous youth.