There was going to be a ghost hunt tonight In scaringham castle at the edge of the wood A very famous television medium would be there The advert promised that it would be good The sign outside stated "Ghost hunt" Here in Scaringham castle tonight Come along if you dare to join us Welcome to this "fright night " So I paid my money and entered Then I stood by an old oak chair The medium made his entrance With dazzling white teeth and hair He opened his arms and said welcome To those who are both living and dead He then told all of us who were gathered That in the west wing was an haunted bed The medium spoke in a Liverpool accent As he started paced across the floor There is a ghost figure drawing closer You can see it stood by the door The ghost hunt at scaringham castle Once owned by a famous old Lord The Ghost hunters gathered together Around the Parker brothers Ouija board Other guests were tipping tables The Pendulums swung too and fro People were using dowsing rods Everybody was Having a go The tarot cards on the table What a story they did tell Pentacles, Wands, Swords Cups On the table in order they fell The ghost hunters Started their Hunting Camera flashes filled the air Photographing orbs by the dozen Was that a smokey figure on the stair Then came the sound of footsteps A ghost walked right through the wall Sitting in a chair by the fireside Appeared an old lady wrapped in a shawl A suit of Armour seemed to move There was a sound of rattling chain In the distance they heard a whistle Of a ghostly railroad train The Ghost hunters were becoming afraid There was a ghostly knock at the door But it was only a Jehovah's witness With watchtower books by the score They managed to close the door on him Then much to their surprise A ghastly, ghostly figure In the fireplace did arise The ghastly, ghostly figure smiled With a strange but knowing grin Thank you ever so much he said Its taken me years to get rid of him But soon the dawn started breaking Time to bring the ghost hunt to an end The ghost of Scaringham castle Was now their very good friend