Beautiful Dumbass

poem by: Cacho Nuts
Written on May 08, 2017

You are disgustingly attractive how bomb
you were raised by Shrek and Fiona
my father is Donkey
let's get set up

You work at Troubled Factory
could you drag me out of home?

I got stuck in the rollercoaster
right at the bottom
would you be the evil clown and fully eat me?

Beautiful creature covered in snot
would you sniff my soul?

Beautiful creature getting to overdose
would you be my drug?

I'm waiting in the street corner where they killed Mr.Tom
I just took a lick at his blood
the old lady saw me 
she weirdly smirk 
that blow me real strong

Beautiful creature with mental issues
I'd like you to introduce me to your dead aunt 
I'd like her skull to hung

Beautiful creature with a knife in the hand
I don't eat steak
but could I please chop the sausage between your legs?

Beautiful creature holding a sign "No trespassing or you'll die"
I went over the line I got electrocuted,bitten and stabbed 
an explosive pain with laughs and miles to runaway 
going down deep and fast

 

Tags: love, humor, hope, weird,

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Geoffrey Brewer commented:
What on earth is that all about?
Cacho Nuts commented:
Use your imagination.
Frank Hornby . commented:
You're not chopping my sausage.....that's for sure!!..........hahaha....

 

 

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