In a downtown bar after a drink or two I heard shouts from a drama queen I turned and said “who the hell are you†Stop trying to cause a nasty scene - Suddenly the chairs began to fly As she started off world war three I ducked down fast, looking to hide As a beer bottle flew past my ear - There was commotion, emotion Lots of violence and explosion As she raised the joint to the floor She was steaming and screaming All the men began retreating Like something I never seen before - The cops arrived in double quick time To put a stop to the bar room brawl The drama queen took them by surprise She jumped them just inside the door - There was scuffling, shuffling Plenty of pushing and shoving She could fight like a cornered wild cat There was biting, dirty fighting Some say she was frightening So I grabbed my coat stepped out back - Don’t know what happened next Cos I got into a cab and went home Never pick a fight with a drama queen You may up with bloody nose - Remember folks - Never pick a fight with a drama queen You may end with a bloody nose.