Today there's a new craze taking over With women, all over the world They treasure their cell phones camera's More than they value diamond and gold Their love for expensive jewelry is now a thing of the past And it's making some men very happy Now it’s easier to buy gifts for their women Just get them a smartphone to take out and post selfie A woman posting selfie all day yesterday But she only showing the makeup on her face because she really loves her cupcakes and her Twinkies And she put on some pounds around her waist Jason buys his girlfriend a pair of diamond earrings But she broke up with him and swells up her face So, he returns the diamonds and buy her a cheap phone with a camera Now she is happy and posting selfies all over the place Women taking Selfies while driving in the car Selfies in the morning, night and afternoon Selfies on the job, selfies in the park Some even posting selfies from the washroom I remember seeing the movie “men in black “ With Will Smith back in 2003 And the kind of poses these girls making with their selfies Reminds me of the smoking aliens in the movie Azard takes a girl to Atlantic city Thinking they would get romantic But in the hotel, he falls sleep alone because all night she was in front the mirror with her camera only clicking click click Now we all know that girls are very pretty and some girls are made of sugar and spice And some of them when they take their selfie Boy, they do look so lovely and nice So, we men don't have any problem If the girls taking selfie all the time But posting to many of the same pictures After a while will only get sour like lime Facebook and other social media Like it having an effect on people's brain And as I sit here writing this observation I see like about 100 selfie pops up on Facebook again so, I went to Washington DC, to complain about the selfie epidemic to President Obama But after waiting for hours, the secret service said" kaz come back tomorrow Obama is busy taking a selfie with Sasha Now I know after I post this narrative I will have a lot of women hating on me They'll be shaking their heads and waving their fingers saying "Umm hmm "kaz keep your pens off our selfie Last night had a lot of rain in New York So, I fell asleep after a cool shower But then I had a very bad nightmare I see the Mona Lisa taking selfie with my camera My friend Rosemary tells me to stay quite And Sharon tells me " leave our selfie alone So, I will stop writing this right now And go burger king for a soft serve ice cream cone And before I go I try to take out a selfie But my expensive Android Phone broke when it falls off my hand So now I have a $20 cheap phone So no more taking out selfie for this man