Go and see your Doctor.

I had to go and see my Doctor 
For I was feeling rather down
He took one look and said to me
You need to go out on the town.

He asked are you a heavy drinker ?
And do you drink a lot of wine ?
I said whisky is my tipple
My preference every time.

He asked do you drink it often ?
I replied every single night
He laughed and said don't worry
That's perfectly alright.

He asked me what's my favourite blend
I said the Scottish highland malt
That's what they recommended 
So the drinkings not my fault.

He asked do you eat much greasy food
Now that's something I can't deny
He suggested cooking frozen chips
They take less time to fry.

I asked doctor what's your verdict
Is there anything you can do
He replied go out and have a some fun
We are humans and our years are few,

So I am glad that I saw my Doctor 
Now I am happy and I'm pleased
So if your nervous just like I was
He will put your mind at ease.

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