Here i set all broken hearted. Chillin' wit friends, and I just farted On the back of my head, the hair just parted. At first they just laughed, but not for long. As slowly they realized that this one was strong. And the air starts to thicken. My eyes start to tear. Then the dog looks at me like, "GET THE FUGATTA HERE." FRIENDS SPILLING DRINKS, AS THEY RUN FOR THE DOOR. I MEAN SOME OF MY FRIENDS, THEIR CHAIRS HIT THE FLOOR. NOW I AM HERE ALL ALONE, AND THE NIGHTS JUST STARTED. ALL BECAUSE I SLIPPED UP AND FARTED.